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Father's Day Card | I love that we don't even have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child
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Dad, Thanks for Saying Yes Father's Day Greeting Card
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Lazy is such an ugly word. i prefer the term selective participation.
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Thanks for not selling me to the circus-Greeting Card
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They say 'keep your chin up,’ but have you seen my double chin?-Greeting Card
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They say birthdays are like boogers, the more you have, the harder it is to breathe-Greeting Card
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i was under the impression getting older would take longer-Greeting Card
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“no offense” means i’m about to insult you... but don’t get mad-Greeting Card
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When you really want to slap someone... do it... and say MOSQUITO!-Greeting Card
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Well, you can now cross dying young off your list of stuff to worry about-Greeting Card
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If we are not meant to get a midnight snack, why is there a lightbulb in the fridge?-Greeting Card
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Wrinkled was not one of the things i wanted to be when i grew up-Greeting Card
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Life is short. smile while you still have teeth-Greeting Card
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My train of thought derailed...there were no survivors.
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They say you’re not old until the fat lady sings...but i think she’s warming up.
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Light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear bright until they speak
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They say you should embrace getting older... but i think i’ll just embrace the cake instead.
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You know you’re old when you go to bed at the same time when you used to go out.
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Sorry, i couldn’t afford an expensive card...i’m not broke, i’m just pre-rich- Greeting Card
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Getting older is like living in a symphony of snaps, crackles, and pops card
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Mirrors can't talk...lucky for you, they can't laugh either Card
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