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You're the kind of friend I would help hide a body for

You're the kind of friend I would help hide a body for

$5.00 USD
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True friendship is built on trust, loyalty, and possibly questionable decision-making. This hilariously dark humor card is perfect for your ride-or-die bestie—the one who knows all your secrets, supports your bad ideas, and would totally have your back… within legal limits, of course.

Great for birthdays, just-because moments, or reminding your BFF that your friendship is truly killer. 💀😂

DETAILS:
- Size A2 Standard Size Greeting Card
- Measures 4.25" x 5.5" (folded) and comes with a kraft envelope.
- Inside of greeting card is blank for your own personal message
- Free Shipping

Orders are processed SAME or next business day. Arrives in 2-7 days. Shipped in an envelope with a stamp. 

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