Collection: Funny/Witty
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They say you’re not old until the fat lady sings...but i think she’s warming up.
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Light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear bright until they speak
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They say you should embrace getting older... but i think i’ll just embrace the cake instead.
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You know you’re old when you go to bed at the same time when you used to go out.
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Sorry, i couldn’t afford an expensive card...i’m not broke, i’m just pre-rich- Greeting Card
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Getting older is like living in a symphony of snaps, crackles, and pops card
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Mirrors can't talk...lucky for you, they can't laugh either Card
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They say age is just a number, but in your case, it's more like a mathematical conundrum greeting card
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We will always be friends until we’re old and senile...then we can be new friends
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You're not old, you're just upgrading to a deluxe model Card
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